Red Coca-Cola watch
Yooooo, this watch is DOPE, son! TBH we won’t be surprised if this sells out as soon as we post it because hypebeasts will pay way more than $40 for a watch just because it’s that color of red, not to…
Bill Murray Coloring Book
Bill Murray is pretty clearly the man. He’s been the man for a long, long time. (Except we’re scared to see that new movie he’s in because we’ve heard bad things and someone should tell him Wes Anderson stopped making…
Burrito Queen framed drawing
Someone took time out of their day to sit down and draw a burrito lady with makeup and a tiara, wearing aluminum foil like a dress, with the caption, “I’m Burritoful.” That’s how art is made. We pretty much just randomly…
Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
Sumo Wrestler End Table
Hey, we don’t really know anything about sumo wrestling and we’re not going to try to fake it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize classy furniture when we see it, which is exactly why this table is in our…
NOPE. clock
Never before has a clock so succinctly summed up our feelings about time. Time is stupid. Knowing what time it is is stupid. What time is it? Time to eat? Wake us up when it’s time to eat. Now, go…
Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
Scorpion Jacket
Hey, just so you know, because we’d hate for you to get this jacket and then find out about it: if you and Ryan Gosling’s character from Drive ever show up at the same party, there’s a slight chance you could be…
Pegasus in Outer Space rug
We’re nearly speechless in awe of such a fantastic rug. It’s almost indescribable. Like, if you had to explain it to someone who couldn’t see it, words could never do it justice. There’s Pegasus, the mythological winged unicorn, standing on,…
Dried Carolina Reaper hot peppers
Listen, there is an almost 0% chance that you need to buy this product. We highly recommend that you do not, in fact. In 2013, the Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for heat, peaking at 2.2 million Scoville…
Moog Werkstatt-01 Analog Synthesizer kit
Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown item is one of the greatest things we’ve ever seen! Analog synthesizers are so much more fun than using software to make music. You don’t even have to know what anything does because you can just pick…