Listen, we’re not sorry at all for that Engrish joke in the title. We’d do it all again. We’ll do it every single time. It’s hilarious. We don’t care. If you want to get pissed off at someone, Engrish.com is…
Oh, taco clock, you really do get it. Think of this as a gentle reminder that sometimes things just do fall apart. And that’s okay. Most of the time, you’ll just lose a little bit from one end or the…
Listen, if y’all don’t know drunkMall is about that Thug Life by now? Then you must not be payin’ attention, beeeeyetch! I SAID BIIIII- Or maybe this is your first time here. You know what, it probably is. We shouldn’t…
This game has the potential to be huge. The creators of GG have deconstructed the simplest game on Earth, Rock-Paper-Scissors, and rebuilt it into a game that remains simple enough for a child to play while also holding depths of…
If you don’t like The Legend of Zelda games, we can’t be friends. It’s that simple. Nobody cares if there are more complicated or customizable games with better graphics or whatever else. Zelda is the best. Full stop. This canvas…
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
We’re guessing the people who designed this thing have played Ocarina of Time at least as much as we have because this reminds us of Navi, a lot. Look at how happy that guy is to be playing with his…
Wow! Christmas is finally over! Did everyone make it out without killing a family member? Good… good… So, here’s the deal, drunkMall has been around since September and we have sold some shit between then and now. We know everyone…
One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
This one’s a no-brainer: alcohol + smartphone = whoops! Give your smartphone an added layer of protection from yourself (and your other self) with a screen shield. We stopped paying attention to these a few years ago because they all…
You all went crazy for the glow in the dark beer pong table, so we thought you’d like to know you can make pretty much anything you want be glow in the dark. (Don’t use this on your hair or…