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Cookie Dunking Hook

Cookie Dunking Hook

Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…

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Programmable Bicycle Lights

Programmable Bicycle Lights

Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…

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The Pocket Shot slingshot

The Pocket Shot

It's not like there was anything wrong with the way slingshots have been designed since forever. They're slingshots. They've been helping target shooters and juvenile delinquents achieve their goals for decades and doing it well. One area where slingshots fail is…

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Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Trash takes up a lot of space. That's the problem with trash, if you've never thought about it before. Here's another problem with trash: it's useless. You can't do anything with it and it doesn't serve any purpose other than…

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Pizza Slice Pool Float

Pizza Slice Pool Float

Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…

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Breakup Card

Breakup Card

Know what time it is? It's about time for the inevitable demise of all those relationships thrown together real fast by people who can't stand to be alone on Valentine's Day! You've had a little over a month together and…

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1500 Ladybugs

1500 Ladybugs

Ladybugs! There are 100% legit reasons why someone would want to order over a thousand ladybugs. If you have a home garden (or a home "garden") then ladybugs are actually predators that will eat all sorts of other critters that…

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Pussy energy drink

Pussy energy drink

If you don't like puns, please click away from this post immediately. Everyone cool? All right, cool. Get your hands on some Pussy today! This Pussy is made in the UK but it's never been easier to order some Pussy…

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Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…

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Kinky Cookies Recipe Book

Kinky Cookies Recipe Book

Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…

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Make Em Cry tote bag

Make Em Cry tote bag

Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…

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The Best Drinking Games Ever

EXCLUSIVE: The Best Drinking Games Ever

There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…

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