Coca-Cola Slushie Machine
Hands up if seeing that photo instantly gave you flashbacks to begging your mom to let you have a slushie while waiting in the checkout line at the store. Actually, screw putting your hands up - share this post instead!…
Crazy Chihuahua Phone Case
A person's phone case should represent their personality. Some of you are are overexcited, crosseyed chihuahuas listening to music. You just are. This whole "life" experience will go a lot smoother for you if you accept this now and move…
Bacon Playing Cards
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
Flavored Coffee Lip Pouches
At first, this seemed like an unnecessarily disgusting solution to a problem that nobody has. Namely, how can we make coffee consumption less like drinking something from a cup and more like packing a wad of tobacco in your lip?…
Greasy Pizza Shirt
In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy!" Yeah, he was probably talking about something else (like, a kielbasa) but you have to read between the lines and get to the heart of…
Spicy Chinese Noodles Kit
The reason why you always see travel TV hosts hunting for sketchy-looking food carts and street vendors when they visit another country is that the local, traditional foods being served from those places are almost always going to be amazing.…
Sriracha Beer Can Holder
Drinking canned beer at a good cookout - what's better than that? How about always knowing which can of beer is yours and not having to worry about, like, accidentally drinking a cigarette butt and puking up all the delicious…
Bloody Bats Decal Clock
What if you could stop there even though it is Bat Country? Get that magical feeling of releasing a horde of bats every time you glance at the clock. (You know, the "release the bats" feeling? You don't? Oh, you gotta have the feeling!…
Sexy Raccoon Costume
Take a walk on the furry side in a full-body raccoon costume! Get in touch with your inner animal and look great as a human all at the same time. This backless outfit comes complete with a striped version…
Retro Mobile Phone Case
These kids out here today don't know the struggle. When you wanted to look like a TruE pLaYa in the late '80s and early '90s, you had to walk around with a mobile phone roughly the size of a human…
Trojan Condoms Dash Button
If you're using condoms, WHICH MOST OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING, then this is a must-have item. Dash buttons are a new service from Amazon for members of their (totally worth it) Amazon Prime service. Stick any of 100+ Dash…
Fur Division T-Shirt
People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…