LED Cocktail Cups
Add a touch of electric color to your next cocktail party with LED light cocktail cups! The cups are tall and slender, like the glasses found in trendy cocktail lounges, except these are made from hard plastic because we don't…
Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook
Carnivores, this one's for you, too! Thug Kitchen is the #1 NYT Bestseller cookbook that's been lighting up kitchens across the world with vegan food that actually tastes amazing... (Yeah, yeah. We know you've convinced yourselves that your local vegan…
Pregnancy Tests
At some point in most sexual careers, a pregnancy scare is will happen. Now, there are two types of pregnancy scare and the only difference between them is how many of the two people in the room are scared. (If you…
Mexican Poncho
There are many versions of a poncho. You can drop a couple grand on Rodeo Drive for some version of a poncho that'll look great on your #influencer Instagram when you post selfies of hanging out in VIP at Coachella…
DIY Rubber Band Gadgets Book
You'd be amazed at the things you can build using the stuff in your junk drawer. Nobody's saying you can ward off a home invasion with shoestring and paper clips. This isn't MacGuyver. But, you know, a functional rubber band…
Anti-Gravity Phone Case
Throw your selfie stick in the trash where it belongs - the future is now! Hands-free, stable elevation of your phone is now as simple as taking it out of your pocket and placing it on a flat surface. That's it!…
Sonic Beer Head Enhancer
Beer on tap is very different from beer served at home from a can or a bottle. Breweries of famous draft beers, like Guinness, Boddingtons and Murphy's, have found ways to bring a draft-like head to beers served from specially designed cans by…
Hidden Camera in Fake Lighter
Everyone likes spy stuff. Just look at how valuable the James Bond franchise is! This is the kind of spycam any one of us would have loved to get our hands on as a kid. But now, as adults who…
Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos
Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…
Ramune: Japanese Marble Soda
Ramune is called "marble soda" because the bottles are sealed with a glass marble, held in place by the carbonated beverage. To open the bottle, you push the marble down, breaking the seal and trapping the marble in the neck…
Frozen Dessert Machine
So here's the thing about the way you eat: it's the way you eat. That's all. Assuming you aren't a professional athlete or diet guru, the number of people who aren't you that care about the way you eat is…
Lunch at the Y Phone Case
This is a very naughty phone case and we like it. At some point, the internationally known sign language for "going downtown" was taken away from men who used it to make (usually unwanted) sexual advances and claimed by women as…