Turkey G-String
Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…
Sunscreen Bottle Flasks
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
EXCLUSIVE: 4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!
Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…
DIY Sushi Candy Kit
Assemble your own fun and flavorful sushi candy! Some Westerners think sushi is nothing but "raw fish" and, of course, they couldn't be more wrong. The experience is as much about the craft of assembling the meal as it is…
Sperm USB Flash Drive
You can store loads of information on this flash drive! What size is it? That doesn't matter! Oh, size does matter? Because it's a storage device? Fine, then this fun little sperm-shaped USB drive comes in several sizes, from 8…
Too Kawaii to Die Shirt
People always say things like "beauty is temporary" or whatever. Those people are wrong. All over the world we celebrate images of beautiful humans that were taken decades ago. That doesn't seem very temporary, does it? We still talk about the…
Bed Climate Control Machine
There's a science to getting a bedroom the right temperature for sleeping. It takes years, even decades to learn this science. Night after night of going to sleep with a blanket and waking up in the middle of the night,…
Naked Lady Chef Apron
Make a bold fashion statement while flipping burgers in the backyard! This chef's apron lets the wearer show off their inner sexy belly dancer with an image of, you guessed it, a sexy topless* belly dancer! And you know what…
Bottle Bash Pole Game
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
Prince Symbol Sticker
Express your love for The Purple One in a very public way with a large vinyl decal of the famous symbol designed for "The Artist" era of his career. Measuring about 6 inches in height, this sticker isn't for the…
Dinosaur Bones Necklace
Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…
His and Hers Key Holders
Never grab the wrong pair of keys on your way out the door again! These little plates are quite easy to install near the front door. After you unlock the front door, it's simply a matter of removing the key…