EXCLUSIVE: punkMall
Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…
Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks
Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…
Assorted Temporary Tattoos
It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…
No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
Bad tattoos are a thing, naturally. But another thing that's a thing is irony and it could quite possibly lead one to make an even worse mistake than getting a bad tattoo. For example, let's assume you're a hipster and…
Guide to Traumatizing Your Children
Nobody really needs help traumatizing their own children. It's inevitable that you're going to do it. But much like how it's worse to be cut with a dull blade than a sharp one (something about more tearing of the tissue),…
Snail Goop Face Mask
We will put anything on our faces in the name of beauty. Right away you know some jerk is probably sitting there trying to think of something they can say in the comments that people wouldn't put on their face.…
Boyfriend Pillow
Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…
Ink Made from Pollution
Looks like we finally found a practical use for some of the air pollution humans create on a daily basis. Now, we don't know how this works because we're too lazy to read any of the information that is surely…
Baphomet Statue
Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…
Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator
Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…
Memory Foam Wallet
This is basically the Crocs of wallets. Crocs - who ever thought that a type of footwear could compete with Nickelback for the title of Most Easily Mocked Thing in Western Society? But have you ever tried a pair on,…
Charcoal Face Mask
Charcoal face masks are a huge trend right now. We can't really read the packaging on this one because we had to look for a charcoal face mask marketed to other countries, for obvious reasons. Oh, the reasons aren't obvious?…