Ostrich Pillow
It ain't easy getting sleep in public. Bright lights, loud people, nowhere to get comfortable - it's like the opposite of your bedroom. So how do you stake out a little privacy for yourself and catch some shuteye? One thing…
EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Knitted Skull Pattern Bag
The search for your new favorite tote bag is over! Put out the spooky fall and winter vibes with this knitted skull pattern. (Full time goth-ish folks can use it in spring and summer, too. Don't worry.) Now, pay attention.…
Car Engine Cookbook
Usually when people talk about fast food, they aren't talking about how many miles per hour it was traveling on its way to being cooked! Just in time for those Thanksgiving and Christmas road trips, here's a handy guide on…
Mommy Time Art Print
Art is weird. Susan Copich has made a name for herself by creating these photo pieces, which are, shall we say, polarizing. Hit up the reviews section for any of her work on Amazon and you'll find amateur critics with very…
EXCLUSIVE: Blackout Friday Countdown 2016
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
Easy Back Shaver
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder
Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…
Pillow for Your Boobs
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…
New Mac-Scented Candle
Unboxing a brand new Mac is a truly singular experience. It should be, too, because companies like Apple spend a lot of time and money designing their packaging to be such an experience. Everything down to the level of resistance when…
EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…