The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…
Luckily for you, we long ago swore a solemn oath to never attempt a Christopher Walken impersonation and we’re holding ourselves to that promise. Chris Walken’s face is perfect for artwork like this. The moody colors really emphasize the maelstrom…
If that mousepad was weird then this bread seat is so deep into WTF territory we don’t even know where to start looking for the map! This kinda reminds us of those seemingly useless folded seats that moms always take…
These things sell like crazy every December, for obvious reasons. The movie’s hilarious and inescapable. It’s only a matter of time until Ralphie’s dad’s enthusiasm about this ridiculous lamp becomes contagious and people think, “Hey, I bet I can really buy…
We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…
First, this could probably be made at home, especially if “home” has an automotive scrapyard out back. Second, making this at home from automotive scraps sounds like a great way to get tetanus, so don’t do it. The #BlackoutFriday Countdown is all…
The Legend of Zelda is drunkMall’s favorite video game franchise because we’re just that basic. For some people, having a regal Bill Murray shower curtain is a much too serious and adult-y thing to face in the mornings, so this…
MJ had the moves - there’s no denying it. Having Michael permanently on the wall, doing the physically impossible “Smooth Criminal” lean would be cool, obviously… But then it’s the weekend. Time to down a few drinks and have some…
We had to include something for the guitar playing dudes and dudettes in our #BlackoutFriday countdown and what a find we found! It’s a fridge. It works like a fridge. Who cares? We’re judging this book by its cover and…