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Detachable Microphone Shower Head

Detachable Microphone Shower Head

Everybody sings in the shower. It just sounds so good in there! None of us are psychologists but we'd bet money on a study showing that people who start their day off by singing in the shower have better/happier/more productive days…

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Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock

Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock

Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! You know what time it is! Wu-Time! In case you don't know, when you make an album that sells a million copies, that's called a platinum album. It's a big deal. Did you know…

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The "Snowed In" Survival Guide

EXCLUSIVE: The “Snowed In” Survival Guide

So you were hip deep in your third run through of Making a Murder (because there has to be something someone missed in there somewhere) and you didn't even realize a king hell blizzard came to town and the whole city…

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Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout

Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout

Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…

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McDonald Trump canvas print

McDonald Trump canvas print

It’s almost worth having to read about Donald Trump every day in order for this artwork to exist. Like, if we could trade, we would but we can’t, so we’ll take the artistic commentary. This is more interesting than anything…

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Siamese Chairs

Siamese Chairs

Why, though? This looks like something that would happen if Kanye West decided to start designing furniture. If you can’t figure out what you’re looking at, we don’t blame you. It’s pretty much two chairs that someone forgot to cut…

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Can Crusher

Can Crusher

Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…

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Spy Furniture with Hidden Compartments

Spy Furniture with Hidden Compartments

This is that James Bond shit, right here. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t know what to do with furniture that has secret compartments? If you said yes to that then your parties suck - fact. We tried to hit…

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Party Toilet Night Light

Party Toilet Night Light

Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…

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Reindeer Ice Scraper Mitten

Reindeer Ice Scraper Mitten

Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…

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Stress Balls with Super Annoying Faces

Stress Balls with Super Annoying Faces

Most stress is caused by the sounds that come out of human faces. Therefore, it’s possible that stress balls would be more effective if they resembled annoying human faces, which these do. And the faces get even more annoying when…

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BurgerPhone

BurgerPhone

Here’s what would be be awesome: Get this BurgerPhone and keep a landline set up at home with a special number, only to be used by your friends who want to go get burgers immediately. Like the red phones in…

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