Unicorn Horn Sharpener wall art
Unicorns are so vain and they just have to look as sharp as possible at all times. That's why when Pegasus is having a Bad Horn Day, he reaches for his trusty Unicorn Horn Sharpener to give his horn a…
Trump Troll Flag
Even Donald Trump's most fervent supporters won't deny that the man is trolling with many of the things he says to the media and on Twitter. In fact, that's exactly why a lot of Trump fans love him so much!…
Spy Secrets
You don't have to be Jason Bourne to survive dangerous situations but knowing some of the same skills certainly won't hurt. Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life - catchy title... a little abstract, but catchy - is written by a…
Welcome to Las Vegas Cardboard Cutout
Here's one for all the degenerate gamblers out there, running (TOTALLY LEGAL) gaming nights out of their homes, building up a stake to head to Vegas for real run at the jackpot. (Sorry, we watched Rounders the other night. Solid…
Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set
Finally! This should be the default chain pulls on ceiling fan/light combo units from now on, fact! How many times have you pulled the wrong chain when trying to turn on a fan or a light? A lot, right? It…
Lionel Richie Pillowcase
How would you like to run with the night, straight off to Slumberland by resting your weary head on a Lionel Richie pillowcase? Can you think of a better face to see before laying down to sleep all night long?…
Toilet Target Sticker
Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…
Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle
There's nothing cuddlier than a giant marshmallow mascot man, as long as you don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... We first met the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the original Ghostbusters and, if you remember correctly, the…
Batman Mirror
The term "man cave" has never appeared on this website and the only reason it's being used right now is to point out how every man cave is the result of a man using whatever resources are at his disposal…
Towel Warmer
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…