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Dreamy Nic Cage Pillow Case

Nicolas Cage Pillowcases

Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…

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LED Ice Luge

LED Ice Luge

An ice luge is one of those things that's seen in a lot of movies but not found in many real life situations. They've got 'em in, like, Las Vegas, probably some bars in Miami and then a bunch of…

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Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…

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MC Hammer Making a To-Do List

MC Hammer Making a To-Do List

If you think about it, MC Hammer got a lot done in the few years when he ruled pop music. There were the musical hits, obviously, but he also managed to single-handedly make parachute pants a thing as well as…

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Leather-Bound Dragon Journal

Leather-Bound Dragon Journal

Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…

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Penishand Oil Painting

Penishand Oil Painting

Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…

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Home Planetarium

Home Planetarium

Bring the stars inside with your very own home planetarium! Gazing at the night sky has filled mankind with curiosity and inspiration for thousands and thousands of years. Something about looking out at that endless field of twinkling lights really…

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Back to the Future Rug

Back to the Future Rug

Heavy! Fans of Back to the Future (or '80s American kitsch in general) are freaking out over this rug right now. This rug is everything right now. It doesn't take a mad scientist traveling through time to tell you that it…

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Great White Shark Oil Painting

Great White Shark Oil Painting

If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other…

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Melting Clock

Melting Clock

No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…

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Pros and Cons Notepad

Pros and Cons Notepad

Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…

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