Graveyard Sex Statue
Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
Pinata Clock
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Sexy Merman Ornament
Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…
Vigo the Carpathian Poster
A poster of the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2! Vigo the Carpathian, as you surely know, is just a downright not nice dude. If Vigo was walking down the sidewalk and saw you across the road struggling with carrying a…
Food Pillows
Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
High Heel Shoe Stapler
Ooh la la! Is it wrong find a stapler sexually appealing? Because this cherry red high heel stapler has us feeling some type of way! Remember in Office Space how that one dude was obsessed with his red Swingline stapler…
EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl
Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…