Cozy Pet Cave
If you order this then you should also look for a sign that says "CORNER OF ADORABLENESS" to hang over the corner where this pet cave lives because it's so freaking cute! Everyone who got their pet back when it…
Obscene Ashtray
Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…
Abraham Lincoln Internet Quote Poster
Apparently there's a big fake news problem all over the Internet (and particularly The United States of America) right now. As usual, most of these problems could be avoided if everyone simply remembered to look back on history for some sage…
Full Body Pillow
Take comfort to a new level with a massive pillow! Cuddling up to another person is nice. We'll give you that. But also, people are full of hard bones on the inside and most of us weigh enough to make…
Dishwasher Status Indicator
Throw one of these sliding indicators on the front of your dishwasher and all you have to do is remember to slide it back and forth after unloading or running the dishwasher. Then you'll be able to see the status…
Rope Handled Door Stopper
Rubber doorstep wedges are so over. Nowadays we keep loose doors shut and tight doors propped open using these weighty cloth blocks with convenient rope handles on top. And just like our welcome mats and welcome signs and other things that…
One-Tenth Scale Ark of The Covenant
We watch Indiana Jones movies a lot here at drunkMall HQ, so we feel pretty qualified to say that this scale model of the Ark of the Covenant is very accurate. This probably exists because... Well, actually, there's no telling…
Your Photos on Rolls of Paper
Fucking finally... It's been a long hard road to travel without being able to get your social media photograph uploads transferred over to long rolls of paper but the journey was well worth it because here we are in 2017 with…
Cute Animal Sticky Notes
This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic strip of all time. If you were alive (and cool enough to read the comics) when the strip was syndicated, from '85 to '95, then you'll remember the joy that came from reading…
Psycho Shower Canvas Print
Deadly cool artwork for the horror aficionado! Taking the most infamous kill scene in cinema history as inspiration, this piece depicts a mysterious kitchen knife-wielding hand creeping towards a young woman taking a shower. Naturally, we recommend hanging this canvas…
Larry David Coasters
It's an important question in life and, as usual, nobody is prepared to ask it as directly and often as Mr. Larry David: do you respect wood? Everyone with a fondness for (and respect of) high quality wooden furniture knows…