Here's something you may not know about Teddy Roosevelt: When he was campaigning in 1912, someone shot him in the chest. Since he didn't die, Teddy decided he was fine and went ahead to give his scheduled 90-minute speech. That's…
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Game of Thrones-inspired ale tankards, hand-made from real ox horn! You can’t really tell in the photo but this thing is gigantic. AleHorn’s site says it holds 16+ oz. but each horn is unique so that’s just, like, a…
That’s right, it’s back! One of the best things that happens at drunkMall is we post an item we like a lot and then the owner finds out about drunkMall, loves the site and wants to sponsor a giveaway with…
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
We looooove Krampus! Dittobite (makers of the popular Hipster Santa shirt) designed a new shirt that brings a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde twist to the ancient Christmas mythology. If you’re nice, Kris Kringle (a.k.a. Santa Claus) brings Holiday cheer.…
We can’t get enough of this weird Star Wars original fan artwork! This is by Kyle Hagey and he’s got an Etsy shop full of crazy stuff like this. Go check it out now because we’ve got a pretty good…
Maybe you’ve seen cheap pairs of novelty sunglasses that have a beer bottle opener on the arms - they were not Brewsees! Brewsees’ shades are the real deal - polarized lenses, 100% UV 400 protection, sturdy construction with a lifetime warranty…
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
Over the Line is an almost-guaranteed-to-offend cross between charades and Pictionary. A player picks a card and has to act or draw out the phrase while other players take turns guessing. Consider yourselves #TriggerWarned! You probably want to scan through…