Cheese Gun
How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…
Atari Flashback Gaming System
The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…
Pop Art Camera
Andy Warhol famously said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. This is the future and Andy Warhol is dead. So if your idea of "famous" is your beautiful face featured all up in one of…
Side-Facing Apple Charger Attachment
A lot of people are mad at Apple these days but the sad reality is that we can't all afford to throw our MacBooks in the trash and start over with PC setups. What we can do is find third-party solutions…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Tea Making Alarm Clock
Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…
iRoller Screen Cleaner
How gross is your phone screen right now? You know what, don't answer that. We've all got the same issues. Everyone's phone screen is smudged to oblivion, we get it. It's only to be expected, since the entire purpose of…
Future Shades Party Glasses
Party like a cyborg from the 1980s version of the future with some outrageously versatile LED shades! These differ from a lot of the light-up gear previously posted on drunkMall in two ways. One, the quality of LEDs is much higher,…
Hands-Free Device Control
Remember how when Minority Report came out there was that whole thing with Tom Cruise's character quickly organizing information on a sort-of holographic computer display by moving his hands around and "grabbing" the images to place them where he wanted…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Otamatone Touch Instrument
It's a fun and easy musical instrument that nearly anyone can play! Honestly, it's so much work to learn a traditional instrument and nobody even cares if you know how to play one anymore. At this point, you've got just…
Flying Fuck
Who gives a flying fuck? Well, you can give one this Christmas if you want! The setup is the same as a standard remote control helicopter toy. Except, you know, instead of a miniature Apache helicopter body or something, the…