Torpedo Shots
Battleshots, by any name it assumes, is the unequivocal bee's knees. When it comes to drinking games, battleshots is up there with the best of them. Unlike beer pong and most drinking games that aren't played with a deck of cards,…
Mail-A-Butt
You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that? Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send…
Champagne Guns
For everyone with an appreciation for old gangster style machine guns and an intense need to waste some champagne, it looks like we're now partying with champagne guns. Some French partiers invented this sleek bit of revelry back in 2015…
Tabletop Ring Hook Game
Hopefully you've been fortunate enough in your life to find yourself having a delicious adult beverage in a bar or roadhouse or brewery or some such other business with a version of this game installed on the premises. The concept…
Collapsible Foam Roller
Iron out the kinks of your musculature while on the move! Foam rollers, if you don't know what you're looking at, are like having your very own masseuse on call for whenever you need or want. Just like you'd have…
Frustratingly Difficult Word Search Book
You may be surprised that, "Damn, I wish this word search was harder," is a thought that's been had but at least one person has sat around thinking that exact thing, apparently. Ivan Samokish is a web developer who's self-published a…
EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
Room Escape Party Game
Bring the fun of Escape the Room live-game experiences to your home in board game form! The history of room escape games is probably older than you think. The current trend of going to a physical location to be locked…
Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet
The final frontier of retro television merchandising may finally have been found! Finger puppets are thing. Fridge magnets are a thing. Wait for it - finger puppet fridge magnets are now a thing, whether anyone asked for it or not!…
Reserved Pool Towel
Stake out some poolside property for yourself with a RESERVED beach towel! You know how it is when you hit up the pool at some swanky Las Vegas casino or Bahamas resort... They've got those attendants in the white khaki shorts…
Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure
If a pro wrestler does a backflip body slam off the top turnbuckle and nobody is there to see it, do they still piss blood in the locker room after the show is over? Why risk it?! The only reason…