Glow in the Dark Paint
You all went crazy for the glow in the dark beer pong table, so we thought you’d like to know you can make pretty much anything you want be glow in the dark. (Don’t use this on your hair or…
Glowpong: LED Beer Pong Table
DISCLAIMER: this item is for partying professionals only! Beer Pong is a high-action, high-risk alternative sport, where injuries can sometimes be sustained. Removing adequate lighting from playing arena should be attempted only by trained professionals, daredevils and thrill-seekers with nothing…
Russian Roulette Booze Pistol
Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…
Send Rick Rolls by Mail
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
Miniature Arcade Game Cabinet
The glory days of one-button mash fest arcade games are back, baby, and they’re smaller than ever! This thing is so small, it’s probably a good idea to attach a tile tracker to it so you don’t lose it. Tiny Arcade…
Desk Holster
First of all, we suggest using this under-the-desk holster for not-a-real gun, such as a rubber band machine gun or a Nerf Rival Blaster. Party Tip: don’t keep a real gun under your desk! It contributes to nervousness and poor…
Top 5 Things to Do with a Santa Claus Belly
We’ve been trying to get BuzzFeed to write about drunkMall since Day 1 and they just will not do it. If you’re reading this and you know anyone who works at BuzzFeed, tell them to email us! Anyway, we finally…
Automatic Card Shuffler
Holidays at drunkMall HQ means card games. Lots and lots of card games. We can’t watch TV anymore with Grandpa getting all worked up over American Horror Story previews or Obama, so canasta it is! Thing is, if we have…
Cash Cannon: The “Make It Rain” Gun
Is there anything more American than guns and money? Yes: fake tits. Show those fake American titties the respect they deserve by using a money gun to rain down the cash. The Cash Cannon is a battery operated gun that…
drunkMall’s ULTIMATE Dirty Santa and Stocking Stuffer Gift Guides for Christmas 2015
The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
Unicorn Mask
This is the stuff nightmares are made of, people. No lie, we were at a CHERUB afterparty this year, getting down to the DJs, doing our thing, when we looked over and some total psycho was wearing a mask exactly…