Listen, there is an almost 0% chance that you need to buy this product. We highly recommend that you do not, in fact. In 2013, the Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for heat, peaking at 2.2 million Scoville…
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
These cookies are kind of like “bedroom coupons” with an element of surprise (and open-mindedness) because you won’t know what the fortune says until it gets opened. For bonus points, make dinner plans at a (nice) Chinese place and arrange beforehand…
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…
If you happen to be browsing drunkMall while, um, “up” instead of “down,” we’d like to issue you a formal apology for the extremely stimulating image to which you were just exposed. Initial exposure to cake-sicles is usually not met…
Not gonna lie, we don’t know what any of this stuff is. However, people who like Japanese things tend to become weirdly obsessed with Japanese things. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend has a weird younger sibling who has anime…
You’re gonna eat a McWhat?! Nah, that’s cool. We’re just gonna hang back and feast like gods because we have this machine that hooks up the toasted muffins, poached eggs and warmed breakfast meats! This changes so much.... Share this…
DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…
Ok, what? Some total lunatic decided this thing needs to exist, so now it does. Here’s the grandaddy of all gummi worms: a 26 POUND gummi python! Check out the jungle dudes lookin' like they just picked this thing up out…
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…