Corn Cob Stripping Tool
Strip those corn kernels right off the cob with speed and efficiency using this handy device! Corn on the cob is so plump and fresh but, holy hell, is eating it such a mess! Especially if you opt for slathering…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Chocolate Flavor Balanced Food Block
Welcome to the future! It's a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of "food stuff" separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material! If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name,…
Power Saw Pizza Cutter
Start practicing that Tool Time brand of "ho ho ho" now... Just in time for Christmas, it's the circular saw pizza cutter! Making pizza at home instead of ordering delivery is to do the noble thing instead of the lazy…
Spicy Habanero Chips
Indulge your addiction to spicy snack foods with a box of Mama Zuma's Revenge habanero potato chips! These suckers are all natural, vegan, gluten-free and kosher! There's also no sugar added, so it's a relatively guilt free snack with a…
Car Engine Cookbook
Usually when people talk about fast food, they aren't talking about how many miles per hour it was traveling on its way to being cooked! Just in time for those Thanksgiving and Christmas road trips, here's a handy guide on…
Chocolate Matcha Cookies
It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…
EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Churro Makers
Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…
The Hungover Cookbook
Why is it sooo hard to take care of yourself when you're hungover? It would be comedic if it wasn't so downright pathetic. Everyone who read drunkMall's Hangover Survival Guide knows that one key factor to fixing the miserable way…
Blueberry Marshmallow Candy
Okay, so you know how regular marshmallows are super awesome? Forget about those. As usual, Japan is so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to the sweets game... These are little marshmallows, similar to the…
36 Bags of Pretzels
Beer and pretzels are a match made in heaven. There's no pain like the pain that comes from getting back home after a night out on the town and realizing two critical facts: you're hungry and there's nothing to eat…