Protect the precious contents of your glass bottles with a spicy but chill bit of cloth insulation! Foodiggity's "Freaker" bottle sleeves are one-size-fits-all pieces made of stretchy fabric meant to slide over the body of your (presumably booze-filled) bottles. It…
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…
Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Present your less expensive boozes in a fancy way with this classy decanter! Handblown lab glass emblazoned with the word HOOCH in gold print. Whatever you keep in this bottle automatically looks like something that's fancy but you don't want…
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…