Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
Flat Water Bottle
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
Sriracha Water Bottle
Next time we’re feeling the burn at the gym, we’ll be cooling down with a sip of water from our new sriracha squeeze bottle. Now, some people have said their water bottle shipped with a red cap instead of a…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks
On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…
On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
Human Brains travel mug
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
UNT and ICK mugs
Someone told us we had to post these mugs. We don’t know why but we’re such caffeine freaks over here at drunkMall that we’ll pretty much post anything to do with coffee or tea. It’s like, man, if we don’t…
10 Planets Drinking Glasses
Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…
Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
Buzz Cocoa: Caffeinated Hot Chocolate
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…