King Dong Shot Syringes
Think you can take it all in one shot? Now's your chance! Take a knee and show off your talents with the King Dong shot syringe. It's just like all those other shot syringes we've used for taking jello shots,…
Millennial Falcon Mug
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
Rude Dude Wine Holder
It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…
Bottoms Up Shot Glasses
The shot glass that makes sense no matter how you look at it! When right side up (and filled with booze, preferably) the lettering on the glass reads "DRINK." When upside down (having been emptied of booze), the glass reads…
Sunscreen Bottle Flasks
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
EXCLUSIVE: 4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!
Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…
Bottle Bash Pole Game
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
Totino’s Can Cozy
It's not impossible to enjoy a huge pile of pizza rolls without a beer to drink but, like, why would you even want to do that if you have a choice? If there's one thing #millennials love more than pizza products,…
Floating Cooler
Stop taking land coolers where they don't belong! Duct taping a regular cooler to a pool float for your next river party may seem like a genius idea but when you're watching all the beer sink into the murky depths... Well, they…
EXCLUSIVE: Music Festival Level Ups
It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…
Penis Straws
Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…