EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Martini/Wine Glasses
Here are some glasses you can own to trick people into thinking you're more grown up and sophisticated than you really are! First of all, let's be real: these are wine glasses. Yeah, you can absolutely flip the thing over…
Donut Coffee Warmer
Keep that hot cup of coffee hot with a warming plate that looks like a donut! You know how it is... You've got your fresh cup of joe and pretty much as soon as you get it back to your…
Tandem Beer Bong
Never again face the trials and tribulations of a beer bong all by your lonesome! All it takes is a Y-splitter to transform the traditional (and solitary) beer funnel design into a supercharged tandem beer bong with twin hoses, ready…
Fancy Bottle Opener
It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…
Hello Kitty Ice Cube Tray
Oh no, it's too cute! Make it stop! Hello Kitty has been non-stop ramming adorable products down our throats for, what, forty years at this point? (Yeah, that's real. Look it up.) Well, you shouldn't be surprised. This is yet…
Inspirational John Wayne Coffee Cup
Morning. It's that time of day when a person needs to take a moment to gather their thoughts, saddle up their spirit for the day ahead and reflect on what you'll need to do and what it'll take to get…
Krampus Flask
Get into the spirit of the season with some help from a good flask! What season, you ask? Uh, well, any season really... Fall/winter is insane with the marketing bullshit. As soon as it's Fall, assholes like us start trying…
Bossy Coasters
Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…
Beer Bandolier
When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…