First impressions are important. It's all about communication, broadcasting relevant information as clearly and efficiently as possible. Fashion can do a lot, here. Naturally, you can't always judge a book by it's cover. But it's also safe to say that…
Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be great if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Thanksgiving is so totally tight butthole. Of all national American holidays, Thanksgiving is easily the tightest of buttholes - think about it. Most major holidays require purchasing a gift for at least one other person (and sometimes many other people).…
Transform any pair of lace up shoes into glowing set of kicks! Those sneaks with the LED soles are lit, for sure. They've even got a bunch of rad variations and styling options with them. But if you've got a…
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
When you didn't want to spend any more money on clothes but that drunk shopping website just posted the dankest sweatpants of all time... It's the Arthur fist jogging pants! Okay, if you have no idea what you're looking at…
Now that's a power suit! Take a cue from Beatrix Kiddo (who was definitely taking a cue from the master, Bruce Lee) and rock this badass yellow bodysuit with a wide black band up the sides and down the arms.…
Up from the depths of R'lyeh come these wicked Cthulhu leggings! Now, if you want to get technical about it, the manufacturer doesn't call these "cthulhu leggings" but we'd recognize that great Old One anywhere. Look at that monster -…
Your new favorite socks have landed! Keep a close eye on your sock drawer because these things have a bad habit of being mysteriously abducted by friends! Sock It to Me socks are always unique and fun but also made…
