Firearms must be treated with respect. Guns are not toys! Everyone knows that... Well, people know that. Cats have no idea... You ever try to talk to a cat about gun safety? It's incredibly frustrating. You're sitting there, explaining why you…
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
How can a cat be wanted dead AND alive? Well... It's a little complicated. Everyone in the demographic to buy this shirt already gets the joke, so there's no need to fully explain it here. But if you're totally in…
Batman isn't the only one with a utility belt now! Strap this thing around your waist before heading out on a run and give yourself 3 zippered compartments for storing important items (money, ID, phone, etc.), a water bottle holder…
When someone says the words "animal balloons" to you, it probably conjures up memories of six foot long skinny balloons being tied into abstract shapes by a probably alcoholic and definitely terrifying clown. Friends, whatever age you are now, it's time…
Think about how often you use condiments to improve the whole situation on a table in front of you. Now think about your dog. Don't you think your dog would love a little extra something something on that depressing ass…
Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…
Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…
Does this remind anyone else of an underwater sealab compound? Such a "70s dentist office" vibe coming off this labyrinth of aquariums! A series of full orb fishbowls are connected by tubes to form one incredible aqua habitat! The complex…
Remember the dinosaurs? Of course you don't! 99% of those poor bastards went extinct like a bajillion years ago. It's a bummer, too, because Jurassic Park would be such a lit vacation to take. But, no. Some stupid ass comet…
Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…
Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…