Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
Dragons, so hot right now! And not just because of their flaming breath... Thanks to Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and even How to Train Your Dragon (for those of you with kids, of course), dragons really are having a…
Everyone else's pets are so boring. You're not boring. You're exciting, sophisticated and eccentric (aren't you?) and you should have a pet that reflects those qualities in yourself! Did you know that Ancient Greeks & Egyptians believed praying mantises to…
Donnie Darko happened long ago enough that this is now basically just a scary rabbit costume. Unless, like, kids are still watching Donnie Darko? That doesn't seem likely though because there would be 6 awful sequels by now if the…
Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…
Here's a wine holder for the drunk giraffe in us all! Not that we've ever seen a drunk giraffe. But if a giraffe did get drunk then it would be a pure shitshow. That high center of gravity and those…
Hoodie weather is coming up soon! It's possible that fall is the best season of them all. The temperature settles between the brutal heat of post-global warming summer and the "you don't need to feel your ears" frigidity of winter.…
You can't glue the broke pieces of your life back together with unicorns and rainbows but if you need to, like, tape an envelope shut or some administrative shit like that - we've got great news for you - that…
It really doesn't get anymore "I don't give a shit what you think about me" than wearing a My Little Pony poncho with pink pony head hood on it! Where would you wear something like this, you ask? Uh, where wouldn't…
Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…
This pool float is FAAAABULOUS! Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan! Okay, but that's all fairy tale…