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Tabletop Ring Hook Game

Tabletop Ring Hook Game

Hopefully you've been fortunate enough in your life to find yourself having a delicious adult beverage in a bar or roadhouse or brewery or some such other business with a version of this game installed on the premises. The concept…

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The Gangsta Bible

The Gangsta Bible

Aw shizzle, it's Tha Holy Bibizzle! Largely considered to be the highest selling book in human history, the Bible has been translated into thousands of languages. Now you can read Genesis, Exodus and Matthew as written in "gangsta" slang. Pick…

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How to Not Give a Fuck

How to Not Give a Fuck

Not giving a fuck. Apparently it's an art form and a subtle one at that. The "careless slacker" character has been kicking around in fiction for hundreds of years. What Mark Manson's book seems to suggest is that this stereotype…

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Gang Cap

Gang Cap

Gang gang! "Dad caps" have made a comeback along with everything else "dad" and "daddy" that's insanely popular right now. Fanny packs, acid washed jeans, polyester jogging suits and all that good stuff is back on the racks and stocking the…

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Open Mind Pin

Open Mind Pin

Show off your ability to keep an open mind with a small but eye-catching enamel pin! We could probably find and post some ass-kissing quotes about how open-minded people are better than close-minded people. But that's just not our style and,…

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Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Crying Unicorn Candle

Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…

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Lego Tape

Lego Tape

What if they invented some toy building blocks that could attach to any surface to construct and play wherever you wanted? We're not quite there yet but this is a step in that direction. For fans (or parents of fans)…

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Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

Jellyfish are so amazing! Can we nerd out over jellyfish for a minute? Did you know that jellyfish: can clone themselves can live forever like peanut butter do not have brains can glow in the dark and so much more!…

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Retro Can Coozies

Retro Can Coozies

There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…

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Taco Money Bag

Taco Money Bag

Let's be honest. How much money do you spend on tacos? You probably don't even know. See, that's a problem. Budgeting your income is just basic adult stuff. You may even have a food budget, which is good. But things…

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Reserved Pool Towel

Reserved Pool Towel

Stake out some poolside property for yourself with a RESERVED beach towel! You know how it is when you hit up the pool at some swanky Las Vegas casino or Bahamas resort... They've got those attendants in the white khaki shorts…

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