Brain Candle
Calling all wannabe evil scientists! drunkMall can't make you any smarter so you're on your own with the science stuff but you know how the bad guy in the movie or cartoon always has a laboratory with shelves full of…
Lemon Cooler Bag
Keep everything so, so chill with a brand new cooler bag! Lugging a big cooler around almost never works as an accessory to a cute outfit. Music festivals and river floats, you're gonna need a big fucking cooler, of course.…
Scale Model Planets
Gain a different perspective with scale models of some celestial bodies! Little Planet Factory does exactly what you'd expect from a company with that name: churn out top-quality replicas from our solar system, only smaller. The largest globe currently available…
Pottymouth Pencils
Take note, bitches! It's time to start getting shit done. Write that shit down, get it out there and wait for everyone to recognize how fucking brilliant you are! Sorry/not sorry for all the cursing but, if you somehow skipped…
Fractal Puzzle
Look no further for your next puzzle challenge! 5,000 pieces? 50,000 pieces? Nah. Try 23 pieces. That's all this board needs to drive you crazy. The laser-cut pieces are very non-traditional. There's also not an image in the finished puzzle…
Portable Shot Glass Keychain
A party can break out anywhere at anytime - you've gotta be prepared! Maybe someone's got a great playlist, someone else has a bottle or two... Don't be the only person who doesn't contribute something to the proceedings! With this…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Cat Pillows
Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…
Aquarium Labyrinth
Does this remind anyone else of an underwater sealab compound? Such a "70s dentist office" vibe coming off this labyrinth of aquariums! A series of full orb fishbowls are connected by tubes to form one incredible aqua habitat! The complex…
Champagne Guns
For everyone with an appreciation for old gangster style machine guns and an intense need to waste some champagne, it looks like we're now partying with champagne guns. Some French partiers invented this sleek bit of revelry back in 2015…
Animal Style Fries Air Freshener
Every lover of animal style fries needs this air freshener in their life! Animal style is a way of life. Know how you can tell? The next time you're in a fine fast food dining establishment that offers fries animal…
Hologram Lamp
This is just a cool, futuristic looking lamp that would fit in with any sort of "clean" aesthetic of a home or office space or anything like that. They have all sorts of designs. You can get ones featuring imagery…