Build your own little piece of Springfield! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Mart is here in LEGO kit form for you to recreate a fan favorite location from The Simpsons! The Kwik-E-Mart LEGO kit comes with over 2000 individual pieces, so this is not…
You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…
These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Somewhere in the middle of the 90s, little bottles of hand sanitizers started popping up everywhere you went. Like everyone all at the same time realized how gross everyone else's hands were, collectively decided there should be a mobile solution…
Embrace non-employment by wearing a pair of socks with a curse word on them! Maybe you're retired or "self-employed" or an Internet celebrity. You could even have won the life lottery and been born to mega-rich parents, forgoing the need…
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…
We've got a new contender for cutest keychain of all time! Edamame is one of the most fun foods to eat and this keychain recreates the experience for you to play with whenever you get bored. You've seen all these…
Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…
