We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
Never before has a clock so succinctly summed up our feelings about time. Time is stupid. Knowing what time it is is stupid. What time is it? Time to eat? Wake us up when it’s time to eat. Now, go…
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
Next time we’re feeling the burn at the gym, we’ll be cooling down with a sip of water from our new sriracha squeeze bottle. Now, some people have said their water bottle shipped with a red cap instead of a…
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
We keep finding these “sassy” t-shirts. Who makes all the sassy t-shirts? Listen, if you’re walking around wearing an article of clothing that has a hashtag on it and you think you’re being ironic? You’re not. Embrace it. Where once was…
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…
The pins are inflatable, so there are like 30 other fun things to do with them. Like, putting them in water to see if they float… And stuff. Also, there’s a kid in the photo but you don’t have to…
We had to go deep into Amazon to come back out with this treasure, ladies and gentlemen, but we think it was worth it. The description is basically non-existent but does that even matter? How much more nostalgic can it…
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…