Giant Peanut Butter Cups
Peanut butter cups are one of the greatest inventions by the human species. If you're ever sitting around wondering why we're at the top of the food chain, the answer is that none of the other animals on this planet…
Moon Light
Bring the moon into your room for some extra light at night! First thing you'll want to do is forget about the kid in the picture. Yes, this would make a great night light for a child, particularly one with…
Pizza Bling Jewelry Set
Show off your love for the best food ever invented with some flashy pizza jewelry! Pizza looked like it was in trouble for a while there. Pretty much every single fad diet that's come to popularity since the nineties has…
Python Jerky
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…
Shark Attack Beach Towel
Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…
Awesome Frisbee Game
While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…
Kaleidoscope Glasses
See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…
RC Flying Shark
You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…
Skeletal LED Gloves
Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…
Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks
Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…
Magnetic Table Hockey
Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…
Assorted Temporary Tattoos
It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…