Pizza Umbrella
There's nothing some good pizza can't help, even a rainy day! It seems like every time you actually need an umbrella, there isn't one anywhere to be found. Yeah, there is probably more than one good reason for that. Umbrellas…
Useless Box Machine
You've probably already got a lot of useless boxes in your house but at least this one isn't lying to you by pretending to have some other purpose. Also, it's pretty entertaining, if you're easily entertained. These "useless machine" kits…
Stapleless Stapler
It's hard to believe we're still using so much paper on this planet. Like, fax machines are still in heavy use around the world. Think about that... Okay, okay - fax machines still make sense in some scenarios but staples?…
Chewbacca Stocking
How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…
Scary Cat Toy
Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow
What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…
Atari Flashback Gaming System
The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…
Drogon Doll
It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…
Pop Art Camera
Andy Warhol famously said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. This is the future and Andy Warhol is dead. So if your idea of "famous" is your beautiful face featured all up in one of…
Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses
Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…
Milk and Cookie Shot Maker
Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…
Plush Squirrel
Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…