Santa’s Spacebag
It’s the Christmas stocking with the stuffer we all really want: booze! You’ve seen it on your Facebook and Instagram for weeks. It’s totally real. But it’s also totally sold out. If you don’t want to pay scalper prices, probably…
The Michigan Mitten
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
The Cutest Little Lion Mane for Cats and Small Dogs
If this post had a sound, it would sound like 10,000 girls simultaneously going, “AAAAAWWWWWWWWW!” It is pretty darn cute, you have to admit - like having your very own little Simba romping around the house. For those who need to…
Breaking Bad Walter White T-Shirt
Well, hell. Maybe there won’t ever be another new episode of Breaking Bad again but at least we have novelty t-shirt designs! Taking a cue from another famous Walter - Walt, for short - this tee’s logo is extremely and…
Optical Illusion Coffee Cup LED Lamp
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
The Knockout: Beer Bong and One-Hitter
We used to have a beer bottle attachment that worked the same as the beer bong part of this and it was danger. While it was a lot of fun winning bets in biker bars over who could drink a…
The Nightmare Before Christmas Knee Socks
This is how to keep your toes warm even though you’re dead inside. Looks like we’ve got some gravestones with crosses, Jack Skellington heads, bats and crossed bones - yep, certified mall goth apparel! In all seriousness, some of you…
Mini Electric S’Mores Toaster
First off, there’s nothing like a marshmallow roasted over a camp fire, so don’t even trip. That being said, partying near an open flame can be risky and most dorm rooms don’t have fire pits, so… This cute little electric…
Hall and Oates “Rich Girl” long-sleeve t-shirt
It is recommended that you listen to the Callin’ Oates Hotline while reading this post. We love this shirt. We need this shirt. It looks like the “v” in “You’ll Never Learn” is missing. That makes us want the shirt even more.…
Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves
Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…
drunkMall’s ULTIMATE Dirty Santa and Stocking Stuffer Gift Guides for Christmas 2015
The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
“The Brown Bag” 40 oz. Koozie
Oh, shit, finally! Koozies always seemed kind of dumb to us because, like, drink your damn beer instead of holding on to it and the thing won’t get warm because there’s, what, five actual mouthfuls in a bottle? Sheesh! But…