Donald Trump Voodoo Doll
Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…
Bad Ass Babes Club T-Shirt
The best thing about the Bad Ass Babes Club is anyone who wants to be in it gets to be in it! All around the planet, babes are being total bad asses, rocking their little corners of the world to…
Phone-Powered Fan
If you go to a music festival, there's a super easy way to spot the people you want to be your new friends: look for the person or persons using their phone non-stop, like they couldn't care less how long…
Wilderness Survival Guide
Another title for this book could have been How to Not Die in the Woods. Hell, we could have written that book ourselves. It would've been very short, though. One sentence, in fact: Don't go in the woods. But…
Bacon Print Duct Tape
So here's a thing we let happen in our generation. On top of allowing "literally" to some-crazy-how wind up officially flip-flopping harder than HRC to mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean, we let people refer to…
Faded NASA T-Shirt
If you've got the right look, pretending to work for NASA is pretty easy to pull off when you're at a bar where nobody knows you. Do with that information what you will. Just sayin'. NASA put humans on the…
Bacon Playing Cards
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
Flavored Coffee Lip Pouches
At first, this seemed like an unnecessarily disgusting solution to a problem that nobody has. Namely, how can we make coffee consumption less like drinking something from a cup and more like packing a wad of tobacco in your lip?…
Spicy Chinese Noodles Kit
The reason why you always see travel TV hosts hunting for sketchy-looking food carts and street vendors when they visit another country is that the local, traditional foods being served from those places are almost always going to be amazing.…
Sriracha Beer Can Holder
Drinking canned beer at a good cookout - what's better than that? How about always knowing which can of beer is yours and not having to worry about, like, accidentally drinking a cigarette butt and puking up all the delicious…
Trojan Condoms Dash Button
If you're using condoms, WHICH MOST OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING, then this is a must-have item. Dash buttons are a new service from Amazon for members of their (totally worth it) Amazon Prime service. Stick any of 100+ Dash…
Giant Ear Phone Case
Can you EAR me now?!?! AAAAHAHAH! RIGHT?!?! Right?! ...right? Guys? Hey guys? Okay, sorry, damn! You thought it was funny the first thirty times. It's a phone case shaped like a giant ear, what do you expect? And the best…