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3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

These things are everywhere when it's Easter. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. They're amazing. In fact, many candy connoisseurs agree that the overall experience of eating a peanut butter egg is much more enjoyable than eating a peanut butter cup. Cups…

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Tina Belcher Butts Belt

Tina Belcher Butts Belt

Tina Belcher likes butts. It is known. The eldest of the Belcher children from Bob's Burgers, Tina spends more time thinking, talking and writing in her diary about butts than maybe any other character in television history. Teenage girls, what…

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Combination Wine Lock

Combination Wine Lock

Keep your best vintages under lock (with no key) using these stainless steel combination locks designed to keep that cork in the bottle until the person with the secret code comes along! This isn't only for the wine snobs with…

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Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses

Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses

We've said it before and we'll say it again, we're living in the future and it's time to start dressing like it! It's as if Mumford and Sons got popular, everyone grew out their beards and started wearing suspenders and…

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Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask

Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask

Many kids who grew up in The Nineties, if they had their way they'd never go anywhere without a Gameboy. If you were one of those kids and grew up to be a drunkMall reader, you may rather keep a…

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Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…

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American Flag Cornhole Bags

American Flag Cornhole Bags

Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…

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Mistaken '80s Lyrics Coasters

Mistaken ’80s Lyrics Coasters

It's always hilarious when you find out one of your friends has been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for at least ten years, right? Mistaken Lyrics Coasters are a tribute to that exact thing. Each collection features oft-misheard…

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Hidden Camera in Fake Lighter

Hidden Camera in Fake Lighter

Everyone likes spy stuff. Just look at how valuable the James Bond franchise is! This is the kind of spycam any one of us would have loved to get our hands on as a kid. But now, as adults who…

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Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos

Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos

Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…

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Ramune: Japanese Marble Soda

Ramune: Japanese Marble Soda

Ramune is called "marble soda" because the bottles are sealed with a glass marble, held in place by the carbonated beverage. To open the bottle, you push the marble down, breaking the seal and trapping the marble in the neck…

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DARE Fanny Pack

DARE Fanny Pack

It's just crazy enough to work... Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That's right - the most uncool place imaginable - a blue and yellow D.A.R.E.…

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