Use the force of electricity to charge several devices at once! Phones, iPods, L.E.D. shoes, vibrators... It seems like everything that holds a charge these days pulls the juice in through a USB connector. At a certain point, there just…
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…
After months of extensive research into your drunk online shopping habits, drunkMall has learned many interesting things. One thing we've learned is that drunk people love bacon! Other things that drunk people buy when shopping online are funny shirts and…
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
"I find your lack of Star Wars merchandise disturbing..." Seriously, did anyone notice how pedal-to-the-metal they went with licensing Star Wars out for consumer merchandise for this last movie? Some people were acting like it's always been that way with the…
Are you a Nerf Herder? To some people it's an insult. But to others, it's a way of life! (And to many more people than either of those groups, it's an inside joke from the Star Wars movies. Get with…
There's a small part in all of us that hopes the best villains will win. Not all villains - only the best ones. And it's not like if we really lived in Gotham or Sherlock's London we'd actually be hoping…
Every Imperial Stormtrooper deserves a spa day, even if they can't hit the broad side of a barn with an E-11 blaster rifle. These luxurious hooded robes are made of 100% cotton terry cloth (which is the same material used…
Seriously, all of you entrepreneurs out there, before you name your products, send us an email, pay us a grand and we’ll name your products for you! That’s pretty damn cheap and our track record of coming up with awesome…
We finally saw The Force Awakens and now all we do is stay home, weeping into the sleeves of our Jedi bath robe and mourning the loss of… Well, you know. It’s a great robe. At least we still have…
It’s safe to say you can expect pretty regular drunkMall appearances from the Star Wars franchise until all this hype dies down in neverteen years. At 10" tall x 6″ wide, the Millennium Falcon lamp is a nice size for…