Python Jerky
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…
Snacks are good so bigger snacks are more good. That's just science. Or physics. Or something... Who cares - snacks! Now if you haven't yet had yourself some Pocky in this lifetime, what are you waiting for? You only live…
Do we even need to write anything about this product? It's officially licensed Thin Mints cereal. If you aren't already looking for the button you need to click to get at least one box of this on the way to…
Make having hot dogs at home just as convenient as it is to have hot dogs anywhere else! [WARNING: if eating hot dogs is not something you should be doing for any reason at all, stop reading this post right…
Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…
Popcorn is already such a compulsively addictive food. Once you start eating popcorn, it's really hard to stop! That's because the typical saltiness dehydrates your body while also stimulating your salivary glands. Your mouth starts to feel dry and you…
Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…
Can you freeze it, bake it or leave it in the refrigerator to "set" into a solid form? Then you can use this silicone mold to turn it into a shot "glass!" Of course, since this is food-grade silicone rubber,…
Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
Welcome to the future! It's a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of "food stuff" separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material! If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name,…
Indulge your addiction to spicy snack foods with a box of Mama Zuma's Revenge habanero potato chips! These suckers are all natural, vegan, gluten-free and kosher! There's also no sugar added, so it's a relatively guilt free snack with a…
It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…