No One Cares Fashionista Shirt
If you think all those très chic parfums smell like cat piss and would rather literally use them as toilet water than spray them on your body, hey, we found your new favorite shirt. Parodying a super famous brand logo…
EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions
This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…
Cat Lady Action Figure
Spiderman doesn't do it for you? Can't relate to Supergirl? Perhaps your superheroes need to be a little less super! The crazy cat lady action figure is just what it sounds like it would be. A plastic figurine with positionable…
Wine Glass Bottle Attachment
Finally there's a better way for everyone who knows they're gonna drink the entire bottle of wine! Don't even mess around with all that "pouring" nonsense... After the wine bottle is opened, all you have to do is pop this…
Vibrator Alarm Clock
How'd you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning? Starting the day with a "bang" is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to…
1.5 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
Sleep Machine and Smart Alarm
This amazing device is actually a full sleep system, incorporating a sleep sound machine, sleep monitor and smart alarm in a tiny and minimalist setup. Look at that photo. See the little ball on the nightstand? That's the speaker where…
Miniature Exercise Bike
Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…
Murder Scene Terrarium
This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…
Dana Scully Action Figure
The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…
Hoodie Pillowcase
Hoodie Season is everyone's favorite because there's simply something comforting about having a cloth hood pulled up over your head. But you can't wear your hoodie to bed! Or, you can, but don't complain when you wake up with you…
Double Beer Bong
Have you used one of those beer bottle bong attachments? They're intense. Basically, some PVC pipe and plastic tubing, combined with properties of physics that we don't understand, makes for a device that sends the entire contents of a bottle…