Large Interval Timer
Do you even HIIT, bro? High Intensity Interval Training is everything in the fitness game right now. Unless you're training to run a marathon, the old style of working out - warm up, work out for an hour or two, cool down -…
150 Sticks of Cinnamon Roll Flavor Gum
Curiosity is a strange thing. Some people have no curiosity in life. That's obviously a terribly boring existence and who would want to go through life with zero trace of the wondering mind we say is so magical when we…
EXCLUSIVE: How to Binge Watch Like a Pro
The 1st of every month is a magical date. On this day, streaming video services roll out new inventory - hours and hours of unwatched movies and brand new seasons of original TV series. For example, here's a list of everything added…
Pros and Cons Notepad
Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…
Fucksicles Coloring Book
Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Spanish Poster for Wild at Heart
Show your love for off-kilter cinema and kitschy knick-knacks with this Spanish language poster for Wild at Heart! David Lynch didn't waste a drop of the eccentric talents he brought in to make his 1990 film. It's a wild ride,…
Keyless Entry Smart Lock
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…
Body Shaping Undershirt
Is it starting to look like your 2016 Beach Body may be showing up a few weeks late? Have no fear, fellas! Please allow drunkMall to introduce you dudes to the concept of "compression" clothing. Like pretty much anything, the…
Faux Denim Pajama Pants
This might look like a pair of trendy-in-the-2000s blue jeans but really its some of the most comfortable pajama pants on the market today, cleverly disguised! Think about how much you enjoy spending a day off at home, wearing shitty…
Super Loud Pocket Alarm
If you can't immediately think of 10 reasons why you need to own a pocket-sized device capable of creating blasts of noise over 100 decibels in volume... Well, your inner child needs to be let out to play. First, obviously,…
Iggy Pop Figurine
Iggy Pop is a force of nature. The dude has been turned up to 11 for decades at this point. Iggy is 69 years old. The Stooges are probably still the greatest hard rock band that ever existed and their…