EXCLUSIVE: Human’s Best Friend
Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…
Propellor Powered Phone Charger
Sneaking in one last float trip this year? Bet you'd like to have an easy way to make sure the batteries on all of your mobile devices stay charged, huh? Well, that's exactly what this gadget does! Simply drop this…
Car USB Multiplier
Taking road trips used to be a lot like Highlander - there could be only one person using the cigarette lighter charger at a time. This has been a problem pretty much since Game Boys came out but now that everyone…
Fake Phone Flask
If they come out with real phones that hold alcohol then that will be a great day but until then, we've got this. It's a flask designed to resemble an extremely common brand of smartphone that we probably aren't supposed…
Frenemies Phone Case
So no one told you life was gonna be this way? Tough shit, get used to it. You know how they say high school is practice for the real world? Right, okay. So now you know how high school was…
Fried Chicken Phone Case
Yep, this is a real thing that exists and you're looking at a picture of it on the Internet right now. Don't freak all the way out. It isn't a piece of real fried chicken. But it does look exactly like…
Solar Panel Phone Charger Hat
We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
Flexible Phone Charger Stand
An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…
EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
One Hand Phone Strap
A small strap that attaches to the back of a phone to make it easy to hold with one hand? Uh, yes, please! Honestly, why don't phones ship with these installed already? Oh, because everyone's obsessed with being able to…
Keyless Entry Smart Lock
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…
Heavy Metal Emoji Keyboard
Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…