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Chicken Ramen Phone Case

Chicken Ramen Phone Case

Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…

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Fuckboy Bot

Fuckboy Bot

Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…

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Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Unique Stocking Stuffers

EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers

Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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iRoller Screen Cleaner

iRoller Screen Cleaner

How gross is your phone screen right now? You know what, don't answer that. We've all got the same issues. Everyone's phone screen is smudged to oblivion, we get it. It's only to be expected, since the entire purpose of…

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Hands-Free Device Control

Hands-Free Device Control

Remember how when Minority Report came out there was that whole thing with Tom Cruise's character quickly organizing information on a sort-of holographic computer display by moving his hands around and "grabbing" the images to place them where he wanted…

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Life Hacks for Sale

EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale

Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…

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Blackout Friday Countdown 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Blackout Friday Countdown 2016

At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…

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Vodka Bottle Phone Case

Vodka Bottle Phone Case

The official phone case of everyone who should have their phone taken away and locked in a box as soon as the Sun goes down! Drunk dialing (and texting) is a very real problem. Honestly, that's the entire reason for…

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Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Do more with that car cigarette lighter than charge little portable devices! Transform that sucker into a couple of regular outlets with this very convenient power inverter! Power inverters are nothing new but most of the ones on the market…

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Playing Pandas Phone Case

Playing Pandas Phone Case

Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…

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