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2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Squirtle Purse

Squirtle Purse

Squirtle still has to be the cutest Pokemon, right? Like if you could wish for one Pokemon to come to life and there was even the slightest chance that the wish could come true then you would want it to…

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Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…

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Game Night

PARTY: Game Night!

Games are serious business. Some people don't have an appreciation for a good party game but that's their loss! Everyone with a closet full of board games at home knows how to spend a Thursday night the right way! Then…

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Super Mario Mug

Super Mario Mug

The big news for us right now is that whole Nintendo making a Super Nintendo Classic with improvements over the NES Classic. That's right, people! The SNES Classic is coming soon and just reading the list of games coming with…

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Game Boy Wallet

Game Boy Wallet

You're probably thinking, "Why wouldn't I just keep my money in a real Game Boy?" Good question. You may have failed to notice this but actual Game Boys are frequently too bulky to fit in an average pocket. Plus the…

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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Unique Stocking Stuffers

EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers

Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…

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NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

It's boring to go alone! Take this. This amazing harmonica hidden inside what appears to be a classic Nintendo video game cartridge! "But, drunkMall, why?" you ask... Well, maybe you forgot or maybe you're so unfortunate as to never have…

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