After a certain point, going to parties becomes a chore like any other thing you’re supposed to do. We called these Rude Party Balloons but we maybe should have called them Honest Balloons because “THIS PARTY IS SHIT” should have been…
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
If you happen to be browsing drunkMall while, um, “up” instead of “down,” we’d like to issue you a formal apology for the extremely stimulating image to which you were just exposed. Initial exposure to cake-sicles is usually not met…
Many people who have pets have had to end a good night out before they were ready. Why? Because they were responsible people and had to go home to feed the animals. If they had a feeder that automatically dispensed…
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Help keep your dog (or ridiculously drunk human friend) safe on late-night walks with a super-bright LED light collar! [Dog lovers should read drunkMall's Human's Best Friend gift guide for dogs and those who love them!] Share this post!
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
We’ve kept it quiet until now but we’re pretty big fans of Hall & Oates here at drunkMall. That’s why we were so incredibly excited to find out about the 24/7 Callin’ Oates Hotline! All you have to do is call 719-26-OATES…
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
Awww, look at the pretty little kitty… Much like the Burning Man Galaxy yoga pants, this pair of leggings will tell everyone else way more about you than they probably ever care to know. These yoga pants are actually terrifying…