GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers
Don't be scared to reach for the spices - they don't bite! Give your dinner a vampire's kiss of salt or pepper with these wickedly cute table shakers! The shaker set is truly adorable. One shaker leans in to kiss…
Searing Torch Attachment
You ever sit around and watch, say, 9 consecutive hours of Food Network, well, you're probably well on your way to catching the cooking bug, to say the least... Browsing the sale sections of Amazon... Looking to pick up those…
Slab-Style Ice Cream Maker
Make your own ice cream at home in the style of marble slab creameries with this special pan! With a "fast freeze" surface, the conveniently sized pan holds a very low temperature from being frozen long enough for you to…
Butter Mill
Meals with milled food are fancier. What's "milled" food? Well, you're familiar with it, even if you think you aren't. Anyone who's ever eaten at an Olive Garden has at least had milled food offered to them. "Fresh pepper for…
Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt
Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…
EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017
This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…
Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers
Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…
X-Ray Oven Mitt
Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…
Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator
Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…