EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Pinata Clock
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Playing Pandas Phone Case
Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
Creepy and Kawaii Baseball Tee
Kawaii means "cute." That's all it means, okay? There's no reason to argue over what is and isn't kawaii (looking at you, Tumblr) because it literally just means "cute" and cuteness is a totally subjective quality. What you find cute, others…
Frankenberry Lip Balm
Frankenberry lip balm - so delicious that it's spooky! If you were lucky enough to have parents who understood that your baby teeth were just going to fall out anyway, you may be familiar with Frankenberry cereal. It's one of the…
Pink Rhinestone Lips Phone
How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
Vampire Unicorn Blanket
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
Teddy Bear Phone Case
Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…
Pikachu Alarm Clock
You ever accidentally sleep in and miss out on a super rare Pokemon? Ugh, it's the worst! You don't have to let it go down like that next time, though. This retro style alarm clock has two bells and a…