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The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys

EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!

Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…

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Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

There are adult coloring books and then there are adult coloring books. This is the second kind. Oh, you don't know what that means because we literally just used the same exact words to describe two different things? Fine, we'll break…

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Pin the Junk on the Hunk

Pin the Junk on the Hunk

L-O-L! Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don't know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories... Basically, if you see a bachelorette…

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Dreamy Nic Cage Pillow Case

Nicolas Cage Pillowcases

Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…

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DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

Share your sweet stick with anyone who wants it by casting it in decadent milk chocolate! Clone-A-Willy has a rock solid reputation for making penile molding kits foolproof enough for consumer use. They even have one kit that lets dudes make…

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Accidental Genitals

EXCLUSIVE: Accidental Genitals

It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…

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Chuck Morris Sleeveless Tee

Chuck Morris Sleeveless Tee

Chuck Morris is the perfect man. Part teenager and part action hero, this guy would crush on Tinder. Fans of Walker Texas Ranger and Delta Force don't need to be told of the badassitude of Chuck Norris. The man's a…

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Rude Dude Wine Holder

Rude Dude Wine Holder

It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…

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Turkey G-String

Turkey G-String

Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…

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Brass Balls Door Knocker

Brass Balls Door Knocker

You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…

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Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Inspiration. It's the fuel in our metaphysical gas tanks, as important to our drive and focus as food and water (and whiskey and beer) are to our bodies. Now look at this poster of a young Nicolas Cage. He's totally…

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Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…

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