Bloody Key Hanger
There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…
Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves
All right, don't be a snob. You know you'd watch this, if only to say you watched it. From St. James St. James, the creator of FDR: American Badass (it's on our Netflix queue but we haven't watched it), comes…
Cthulhu 2016 campaign button
Politics, right? It’s all BS. You think it’s gonna matter who’s president of America when The Great Old Ones return? Nah, son. Nah... Don’t know about you but we’re gonna make sure Cthulhu knows what side we were on the…
The Kardashian Centipede t-shirt
We’ve never even considered watching The Human Centipede but if it was a documentary and starred the Kardashian siblings? We’d watch that shit on a daily basis. Some mad Photoshop skills went into the creation of this design and we’ve…
The Shining’s Overlook Hotel Carpet t-shirt
It’s the carpet from that one thing! On a shirt! Yes, you may (and should) recognize this carpet pattern from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. More recently, American Horror Story: Hotel used a veeeeery similar pattern in a different supernatural hotel,…
Kringle/Krampus t-shirt
We looooove Krampus! Dittobite (makers of the popular Hipster Santa shirt) designed a new shirt that brings a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde twist to the ancient Christmas mythology. If you’re nice, Kris Kringle (a.k.a. Santa Claus) brings Holiday cheer.…
Cthulhu ski mask
We’re pretty sure that two-fifths of snowboarding is made up of trying to look crazier than everyone else on the slopes, so this ought to be a hit with the X Games crowd, right? If you really are going skiing…
Hey Cthul-Aid T-Shirt
Ah, this shirt! This shirt is a wicked parody of the ‘90s Kool-Aid commercials with a big red jug of liquid smashing through a brick wall into a room where kids are playing and shouting, “Oh, yeah!” like he was Macho…
Krampus Smartphone Case
Every Christmas, Krampus comes and takes all the misbehaved children away forever. In other words, Krampus is Santa Claus for adults, giving us the gift of reprieve from annoying kids. This phone case won’t get rid of annoying kids but…
Human Brains travel mug
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
Freddy and Jason Cosplay Babe Stickers
The best kind of girls watch Horror movies year-round (not just in October) and show up in daisy dukes. Do these girls exist in real life, though? Who cares! They exist in sticker form, thanks to tittybats! At $1.50 per, it’s…
“PAWS” t-shirt
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…