Bubble Wrap Oven Mitt
When you think about safety and fun, what's the first thing you think about? No, not those awesome educational videos you watched in Health class that were made in the '70s to teach kids on fire how to not be on…
Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt
Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…
Skeletal LED Gloves
Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Shittens Ass Wiping Mittens
Listen, we don't have to talk specifics on why a product like this is necessary. But facts are facts and it's a fact that this is a product that just about every one of us could have used at one…
Neon Fingerless Fishnet Gloves
That '80s Madonna/Lauper is about due for a comeback! Looking for some quick tips on how to nail the style? It's easy. Buy one item of clothing that costs $100 or more, then buy twenty items of clothing (and accessories)…
Tickle Massage Gloves
Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…
Flask Mittens
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
Cupholder Mittens
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Reindeer Ice Scraper Mitten
Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…