See that cover? Yeah, it’s like that. Coloring books are going through a weird transformation right now. The yoga pants, juice cleanse, brunch crowd decided coloring is a healthy and relaxing activity for adults. Who knows? Whatever. It’s brought about…
Find what you love and let it kill you. -Charles Brewkowski The strongest bond in life is that between pizza and your mouth. The second strongest bond is between humans with a mutual admiration and respect for the ultimate food…
By the time you read this, the Ty-Lite will either have already gone viral or been filed under good ideas that didn’t work. Maybe both! If you haven’t heard of it, the Ty-Lite is a phone case designed by Ty…
Pizza is passion. When you find the right pizza, you can hit that shit three times a night. Just pushing your endurance to the max, hitting peaks of pleasure you’ve only read about in the finest of erotic novellas. Pizza…
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…
Life’s miracles make themselves known to us in such beautiful ways! We’ve all seen it happen... Your friend arrives to the lunch meeting. It’s been a while but her complexion is rosier than you recall - practically glowing. When she…
Spices are pretty magical, if you think about it. What spices can do to food is so intense that they were basically currency for most of civilized history. So, yeah, totally makes sense to put your salt and pepper in…
Ah, it’s like the first day of drunkMall all over again! Blah blah blah “epic”.... blah blah blah “one true god”... blah blah blah “this here mousepad represents a symbol of my individuality”... You know the drill. Here’s the thing about Nicolas Cage…
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
How adorbs are these spandex briefs with little kitten faces printed right where they ought to be?! That model sure looks excited to be wearing such neat underwear. Though, she could be cold from not wearing pants and we’re assuming…
Most stress is caused by the sounds that come out of human faces. Therefore, it’s possible that stress balls would be more effective if they resembled annoying human faces, which these do. And the faces get even more annoying when…
Macauley Culkin came out of nowhere last month to remind the Internet that he hasn’t yet died from a (pizza) overdose, so that’s nice. We didn't think that video was that funny, honestly, but that was prob because of the…